For those of us who have always wanted to visit Arlen, Texas, but have never been able to organize a trip, now all the thrills come to the home computer with King of the Hill. Inspired by the hit TV show, it features the Hills and their neighbors in 20 different Fourth of July games and activities, such as Barbecue, which Hank Hill says is “the only cooking that should be done by a man.” Mow Hank’s lawn quickly and thoroughly to win the lawn mower race. Go on a scavenger hunt in the Hill house with Bobby. Peggy’s Tic Tac Toss game combines her favorite hobbies: word games and softball. Bill tries to re-create his first date with Lenore, his ex-wife, by building a miniature golf course. While Lenore will nevermore use it, that doesn’t stop you. Meanwhile, Dale has turned his backyard into a paintball course, and you’ll find old appliances and other objects to hide behind. Paintball, of course, is just practice for a trip with the Arlen Huntin’ Club.